Any Two Cards

That pretty much sums up what I've been losing to these last few days. Raise 4/5/6 x BB with premium hands and no matter what 2 cards my opponent call with, I'm beat.
OK, I'm a little pissed off an have obviously not lost every hand, but I'm angry and want to rant.
What posseses someone to call a raise and reriase (up to 11$) with A4, then 89? Someone raises to 5.50 with QQ on a 50c BB table, and then someone else (me) reraises with KK to 11$ - it's pretty wise to fold almost every combination of hands other than AA and maybe KK.
But no, they call, and are rewarded for their stupidity with an A 4 x flop or 8 9 x. KK has been dealt to me 17 times since I last posted. 16 raises were called, 1 saw all folded. Every single flop bar one contained an Ace. Hence my rather agitated mood right now.
Look up the odds of that happening. It's a very large number.

I'm currently sat in a hotel room in Bolton (hence my even greater agitated mood!) awaiting the start of our Xmas do, watching Man U on the TV. My company arranges it Xmas do in March, in the belief that more people attend, and that we have enough to do in December as it is.
So it's raining outside, I'm in a strange place but fortunately I remembered to bring my laptop so will just settle down for an hour before the 'festivities' start.

The evening has a 70's theme, and I'm being a miserable git by not dressing up. My response is that I can already dance like John Travolta and dress like I live in the 70's - so why buy a costume? I had suggested a theme of 'Grease', selfishly hoping that all the girls would wear that outfit that Olivia Newton John wears in the final scenes. Apparantly, it was so tight fitting for ONJ, she had to be rubbed down with talcum powder to help get it on (that is true,btw).
Looking at some of the girs in the office, I'd bought a car full of the stuff and was hoping to offer my services, but alas, they chose Saturday Night Fever.

So I'm off down to the bar for an over-priced pint of Guiness - well, several actually - and watch United finish off 'Borough (already 1-0 up thanks to Rooney) and then, especially to please The Cloud, draw and beat Chelsea in the next round.
Then I'll wow them on the dance floor and hope no-one brought a camera!

Hope your luck is better than mine at the tables.